celebrityskinmp3:

yeah the us has a 2 party system its called team edward vs team jacob

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ezzakennebba:

[[ alice cullen board ]]

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azulity:

Decode_Paramore.mp3

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johnnycrass:

the proof just hits different whrn its in the pudding

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unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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chxrchgay:

in hysterics

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acciohunks:

Robert Pattinson for Numéro magazine (2016)

📸 by Jean-Baptiste Mondino

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everythingfox:

(via)

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furbearingbrick:

literally-jasmine:

The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*

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5notz:

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finitevariety:

me when I’m finished sucking my session

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brookheimer:

rome is free (by choice)

ken is free (against his will)

shiv is not free (by choice)

con is waiting to find out if a fascist won the presidency so he can learn if he’ll be moving to slovenia or not (?????)

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I keep mistaking Tumblr for my period tracker app 👁️👄👁️

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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twilight-shitposting:

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