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Mulan: If Disney Relationships Were Realistic

sincerelyweslee:

Mulan: Captain! I…I have a secret.
Captain
: I too, have an announcement. I love you-
Mulan
: I’m a woman!
(pause)

Mulan
: Wait. Did you say that before I-
Captain
: Oh…wow. Uh…yikes. Nevermind. My bad.
Mulan
: Wait, what? So you’re-
Captain
: I made us do all our training in the form of an elaborate musical. What exactly did you expect?

(Source: dizhang)

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